IM GONNA HAVE YOUR BABIES.
M’WAITING GRRL. M’WAITIN.
If 15 of you seriously tell me the pussy-est you’ve ever acted in your life/most scared you’ve ever been
then I will do the same.
Don’t be a bitch.
This should be entertaining.
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My parents put me in karate lessons for one day when I was about five. The whole day I sucked because I was terrified of all the hyper kids in there and all the yelling, not to mention the teacher was like seven yards taller than me. Anyways at the end of the day they put me in a sparring match with this other boy with blonde hair and I was so scared that I ran around in circles on the mat until he eventually caught up with me a gave me a good whack on the head.
Everybody laughed.
I never went back to that karate place ever again.
Man gets ass kicked by SWAT for wife’s student loan default
Kenneth Wright does not have a criminal record and he had no reason to believe a S.W.A.T team would be breaking down his door at 6 a.m. on Tuesday.
“I look out of my…
What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5?
aimonomia
n. fear that learning the name of something—a bird, a constellation, an attractive stranger—will somehow ruin it, transforming a lucky discovery into a conceptual husk pinned in a glass case, which leaves one less mystery to flutter around your head, trying to get in.
‘Level of professionalism’? What professionalism? You mean the professionalism where she got famous by singing a song that sexualises queer women by portraying them as only dating other women for the pleasure of straight men? The professionalism where she followed that up with a single that encourages sissyphobia and stereotyping of gay men? Or the professionalism where she found a photo of a naked trans man and mocked him on her twitter?
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mikey james on Katy Perry (via glasscoffin) DO. YALL. NEED. ANY MORE REASONS. (via green-street-politics) |
Fuck yeah!
I’m only gonna add one thing onto this, not because I want to target anybody or anything hostile like that, but I just want to remind people that it’s not about self-loathing, or fitting in with the socially accepted standards of beauty in today’s society. Food’s fucking amazing, and nobody should hate themselves if what they overate a bit because they just happened to be eating something a little too delicious. You should be able to love yourself just the same.
Losing weight is a personal choice. It just makes you happy, that’s all.
I don’t mean to offend anybody by this, I just want to keep it out there that people are beautiful no matter what they look like, and nothing should define them otherwise :D
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[image: Animated gif of Richard Griffiths as Hector from the movie version of The History boys. He is staring at his hands and shaking his head slightly, looking unhappy. The image is captioned with his line, which reads “The best moments in reading are when you come across something — a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things — that you’d thought special, particular to you. And here it is, set down by someone else, a person you’ve never met, maybe even someone long dead. And it’s as if a hand has come out, and taken yours.”]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llih8cPoBu1qcy27zo1_500.gif)
[image: Animated gif of Richard Griffiths as Hector from the movie version of The History boys. He is staring at his hands and shaking his head slightly, looking unhappy. The image is captioned with his line, which reads “The best moments in reading are when you come across something — a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things — that you’d thought special, particular to you. And here it is, set down by someone else, a person you’ve never met, maybe even someone long dead. And it’s as if a hand has come out, and taken yours.”]
